Happy Moments Being Missed.

~Alfie, missing the old days.
"when will we ever be able to be free again?"

PS: where's ming liang?!?
I NEED MORE PHOTOS OF YOU DUDE.

LP roxs!!!!!


Woot! LP rox man.
LP is no longer shooting blanks,
and it is so tight that almost nothing can penetrate it.
Now ppl, b4 u guys get the wrong idea,
No, I am not talking about the organ that all males have …
And relax potato, I am not talking about the girl from your class …
I am talking about Liverpool who just beaten Aston Villa 3-1
Aston Villa, the team that draw with Arsenal and Chelsea at their home grounds
Aston Villa, the once unbeaten team in this EPL season was brought to its knees
Liverpool displayed superb teamwork and Gerrard is slowly but surely getting his form back.
Liverpool dominated in early half and goals are scored by Kuyt, Crouch and Garcia.
(Alfie, for your info, Crouch scored a nice goal with his legs and no it is not a tyco goal. Go and check it out.)
Anyway, Liverpool has gotten a very late start in this season but it can still be a title contender. So far, it has been unbeaten at Anfield for 20+ odd games and the top few teams have yet to travel to Anfield.
Granted, Chelsea and Manchester United have been fairly consistent but they can still be beaten.
Watch out ManU, Chelsea and Arsenal, u are not alone in your chase to become EPL champions…
Coz Liverpool is back in business...

The Day I Forgot To Bring My Camera.

Today I forgot to bring my camera.
SIAN.
coz so many funny things happened.
like 3 idiots hiding in one freaking thin but damn deep drain
trying to scare the poor squid.
like one drink seller auntie trying to trick poor squid
damn funny, she wink to us all and ask squid why never pay up
for a drink he ordered yesterday
say he drink liao then run off
"dun think i forget liao, i remember your face! PAY ME!"
then as squid was on the verge to weep, she literally LOL and say
"eh dun cry la joking onli"
(all dialogues in chinese of course)


Anyway, i still have many nice photos to upload
for the many squidnco fans out there.


this is haoz trying to help potato to do the Neo's favourite move in The Matrix.

seriously.





This one is potato with his err... finger which was suffocating when he was using it to... ARGH lets just say he needed to air his finger!







And this is crespo dedicating his imaginary goal to someone close to his heart. Let us not tear his heart apart anymore by bringing up the sad past. someone who got shot..









And this is ME! with my 5th month anniversary present Winnie the Poohs! Both SEXES!!! WOOHOO!!! Suddenly Winnie became tranny too! oops =X But its cute rite!! hahaha






AND FINALLY~!!!
The Picture Of The Day...
Squid and his recently adopted religion!!!
Our very own Squid!!!
Nice Photo!
Handsome Photographer!
Great Combination! =D




~Alfie, feeling high.
(perhaps its due to the tension)

Our Time Is Running Out
-Posted by Squid

Went to school in the morning to study with my friend Kairen. In the afternoon, potato, Alfie and Crespo came and join me. Potato came slightly earlier and started asking Kairen, who happen to be from squash,whether he had seen any squash people around. It was pretty obvious what he was coming at, and it was pretty easy for Kairen to guess it as well.

Unfortunately, for all interested parties, the little squash player was nowhere to be seen. Sort of an anti climax but we must always remember our priorities in life and right now it is to study hard. Why? Just look at the title.

Damn. As I am blogging right now, Man U is 2-0 up in 15 min and I have yet to finish my blog.

So I shall make it quick. We barely studied, when we headed off to the squash court at 4. Kairen seems very intent to play squash and very frustrated with his math. But unfortunately, it was locked up. But then we thought of a potentially fatal way to get it. There is this area on the second floor above the court, and it is accessible by an unlocked stairway. So Alfie climbed over the safety bar and somehow made his way down to the first floor. He proceeded to open the locked door from the inside. Yes he could have broken something and not make it to the A levels but that was thrillingly rebelious fun.

Edmund and his gal came and join us. But we soon got bored, no thanks to the fact that squash to us is like soccer to Potato. So we decided that we belong to the soccer court and left to do what we do best-play soccer. No we are noob, if I am giving you the false idea that we are pros.

At this point, the writer could not resist the man u game any longer. He is apologetic but knows that his fantastic friends will complete this story on his behalf. He hereby thanks them before kldgjaklfdjgkldjfdkla;jfjdfkladsfhkdjksfhjka PZZZZZT. (teleported to Old Thraford)

Back By Popular Demand

Ladies and Gentlemen:, boys and girls, we have saved the best for the last …
And now, without further ado …
~drum rolls~
Haoz first post!!!!!
~rapturous applause~

Thank you ppl for ur continuous support to our post, though u have not seen the best essay yet. Witness first hand the grandiloquent language of the philosopher in the group.
First of all, lets give a summary of what we did today.
Met potato. Went out to study. Met alfie. Waited for squid and crespo. Went out to eat dinner. Went home.

Seems mundane right, wait till you see the next part of my journey home. I took a train to dhoby ghaut and saw that my train home was leaving. Knowing that I wont make it, I took my own time until I saw a … how should I put it … a rather plump lady rushing into the train with the doors closing on her. What the heck … she was almost squashed when 5-6 strong and handsome men helped to hold the door at bay and allowed her to escape.
The worst thing, she dint even thanked the people who helped her. She just got on and continued as if nothing happened. What kind of society is Singapore evolving into?
Nevermind, I shall just stop here and let you guys think about this.

Next, we shall move on to why I am called the philosopher. Why? Someone may ask. That’s because I am a deep thinker and a very emotive person! Of course you may think that this is bullshit but I shall let my essays do the talking for themselves.

First up is a lesson on what life is all about. Of course, in order to let normal humans understand what I am trying to say, I shall simplify everything into a song and let you people think for yourselves.

Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life
Do you ever feel like breaking down?Do you ever feel out of place?Like somehow you just don't belongAnd no one understands youDo you ever wanna runaway?Do you lock yourself in your room?With the radio on turned up so loud That no one hears you screamingNo you don't know what it's likeWhen nothing feels all rightYou don't know what it's likeTo be like meTo be hurtTo feel lostTo be left out in the darkTo be kicked when you're downTo feel like you've been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downWith no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's likeWelcome to my lifeDo you wanna be somebody else?Are you sick of feeling so left out?Are you desparate to find something more?Before your life is overAre you stuck inside a world you hate?Are you sick of everyone around?With their big fake smiles and stupid liesWhile deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's likeWhen nothing feels all rightYou don't know what it's likeTo be like meTo be hurtTo feel lostTo be left out in the darkTo be kicked when you're downTo feel like you've been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downWith no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's likeWelcome to my lifeNo one ever lied straight to your faceNo one ever stabbed you in the backYou might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okayEverybody always gave you what you wantedNever had to work it was always thereYou don't know what it's like what it's likeTo be hurtTo feel lostTo be left out in the darkTo be kicked when you're downTo feel like you've been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downWith no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like, what it's like [x2]Welcome to my life [x3]

Well, so what have you guys thought about?
Have you ever thought about the chances you have missed to do something you wanted to do?
Have you ever pondered why this has happened to you?
Have you ever thought about why are you doing the things you do?

So, do you feel you have thought about something so deep and profound that you realise that the people around you wont understand? Congratulations then, because you have taken a step towards being like me. But of course, you cant reach my standard because I have already transcended reason and meaning.

Well, time to end my post since I’m afraid the other members will be overshadowed by my greatness. Till next time, try to find the deeper meaning to everything and know that everything has a meaning to it and they are not “meiyouyishi”


~Philosopher, The One

Save Our Environment?

Or Are We Just Becoming

More Cheepo?!

Let Me Tell You A Story:

One morning, Alfie went to school.
It was supposed to be a public holiday(or school holiday)
but he went there anyway to mug
then when he walked towards the library
he saw that it was very dark inside
but apparently it was open.

So up he went to the 2nd floor to study
and he saw his classmate Domy there too
suddenly there were blackouts
one after another
3 in a row
and we were alright with it
afterall we were already happy that the library was open.

but then suddenly all of us got chased down
when the librarian came up, said a string of chinese words
and all of us just started walking down
didnt really hear what she said
but it was something like "shen dian" (save electricity)
RUINING the entire mugging environment
which we've grown accustomed to on the 2nd floor.

and that explains why i'm down here
on the first floor
in the library's computer lab
with the librarian walking behind me
and another in the computer lab who is probably seeing what i'm writing now

Anyway there's 2 things i can do now:
1) Forgive them for trying to save the school's money and get back to work
2) Start crapping about why we should be less creative in caring for our environment

Unsurprisingly, i choose option 2.

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While other countries like China have decided to adopt more down-to-earth measures to save their soon-dying environment, e.g. setting up environmental groups to clean their waters (many of these environmental groups are non-government ones because their government are more obsessed with expanding their damn economy then caring for some dying goldfishes), Singapore has instead chosen to recycle water to save it. NEWater is nothing new in Singapore already, but still the thought of it reminds many of us what we saw when we looked down while shit-ing yesterday. Apart from that, we have tried to reuse, reduce and recycle almost every thing which we CAN. and that IS everything. Also, we have put some funny-looking gadgets onto our incinerators as part of the Stop-Smoking campaign. and that's about everything we've done or tried to do.

While Indonesia is happily burning their trees back in their hometown, the smoke particles are flying to us, they get collected in our clouds, and come upon us when we are suay. That would probably mean potato is probably the suay-est person there ever was, after being drenched yesterday. But he is wad, no surprises there.

Japan on the other hand, was one of the world's most polluted country in the 1960's, after its rapid economic expansion. However, they had a most astounding change from the 1970's. This abrupt change was most notably seen in Kitakyushu, one of Japan's main industrial hubs, and also most possibly the most polluted city in Japan at a time when the country was an environmental nightmare. Today, Kitakyushu has become almost as clean as my mind (since nothing can be cleaner than it), and is a role model for other nations with heavy pollutions, just like I am a role model for all dirty people to aspire to be - clean and innocent. What was the reason behind their success? Well, the one thing which men have feared all their lives in the day but love them so much at night - Women! Yes, the housewives of Kitakyushu organised themselves into scores or women's associations aross the city; they were the first to recognise the damage that the pollution could have - "They could never get their laundry white from all the suit". Well, perhaps so. Maybe they couldn't look that sexy anymore in their white lingerie since they've all turned grey and we all know grey isn't the colour to seduce men. So they went to their darling husbands who were the indutrial workers and told them, "hey, if you're not gonna stop smoking I ain't gonna blow you". Ok maybe not. They just gathered evidence with sympathetic university professors(more like horny) and showed the stuff they got to the authorities. And they lived happily ever after with all the professors stealing the chicks who left their husbands. The End.

Maybe one day, China can be as clean as Japan. But seeing how the porn industry is building up to fight the world and not only Japan, I highly doubt it.

~Alfie, No-Link.
"Pollute anything but my mind pls!"

ok let me blog somthing..............

Amongst the flowers is a pot of wine
I pour alone but with no friend at hand
So I lift the cup to invite the shining moon,
Along with my shadow we become party of three
The moon although understands none of drinking, and
The shadow just follows my body vainly
Still I make the moon and the shadow my company
To enjoy the springtime before too late
The moon lingers while I am singing
The shadow scatters while I am dancing
We cheer in delight when being awake
We separate apart after getting drunk
Forever will we keep this unfettered friendship
Till we meet again far in the Milky Way

ming liang was here

Status Report

Active Members: Potato, Alfie
Barely-Active Members: Squid, Crespo
Totally Screwed Up Members: Haoz, Ming Liang

Blog Popularity: Unheard Of.
Blog Attractiveness: As Hot As Potato.
Blog's Future: Grim

- End of Report.

~Alfie, on behalf of the administration of SquidnCo
(who are currently nowhere to be seen)

Acting Cute

try asking crespo to wear Mr. Potatoman's Specs..
this is what you get..















~Alfie, Gay Photographer

"the supposed AJ-idol"

guess its time for me to post again,
since some ppl refuse to utter a word in this clearly-very-great blog.
maybe they are too shy.
yah i think so.
after all we are a bunch of shy and kiddish kids.
hmmm. (some food for thought).

today woke up at 1130 and saw my inbox had 3 smses
the first is that my gf got promoted, thank god.
second is haoz asking gang to go study outside
in the end still end up at crespo's place
say until so nice, got comfy chairs, cooling, and no noise
more like hard wood chairs, lots of flies, and rare wind tunnels
(k la its not that bad la)
third is my dad sms-ing from brazil to tell me something cranky
that he has heard that singapore got people kena caught by gahmen
for downloading songs illegally
"its best to stay on the right side of the law"
wait till he sees me doing this











(this photo is fake btw, picked it up on the floor if anyone's wondering)

so to prove my innocence i shall advocate a "Say NO! to Smoking!" advertisement
with 2 very shuai guys











talking about smoking..
it has come to our attention how many ahbengs there are hanging ard these days
take for example, this typical ahbeng below











the void decks are filled with them
nasty ppl staining the glamour of our society.

yet again, they kinda add some colour and vibrance to our society, don't they?
i think life would be damn boring without them la
no gang fights after school...
no attracting attention activities (AAA)...
no screwing around with no worries or care...
and they are strong advocates of our local tongue, Singlish!
without them life sure would be sian.
but just like we need ahbengs and matz
we also need the good boys
like these ppl here (who look like they watching porn on ipod)











soon this blog will be less buzzing with activity
since many of us will be going become nsmen
wekkk
from boyz to men.
quite fierce sia.
then we whole day salute here salute there
like these monkeys below











ok la, its time to stop talking about the future and time to get back to reality
gotta get back to mugging
cya folks, and pls do drop by again soon
love you peeps, Muaks~!

~Alfie, Happy & Gay

"SquidnCo? Not FishnCo? nice or not"

EXCURSION TO HAOZ HOUSE

what a crazy but fun weekend it has been!
some tons of crazy things we did at haoz house

on sat noon, me, potato and alfie went over to haoz
house to study
his house is some one thousand miles away
took about 2 hrs plus to reach
then once we reached there, potato began trying
his best to make haoz land a punch on him, as usual
other than the fights, bruises, broken limbs and stuff,
we still manage to study a bit before going to meet ming liang
for dinner

after meeting him, we 'hanged' around at some spider web (right)
for some time before heading for dinner
we went to have dinner at some hawker that have some $30
service nearby, and as usual, squid came up with some new
meaningless reasons to ps us
other than that, nothing much happened and we went to
haoz house to watch some united vs liverpool

after the match, we went back to study
we all knew that studying was very important as the
A's was just around the corner
and as quoted from the wise potato,
"its time we settle house
few minutes later, we started to fool
around haoz house
potato rekindled his passion for his old flame and had
some chat wif her on msn
along the way, there were 'some' blunders here and there,
but they still had an enjoyable talk

later, we watched another match(real vs barca) before being knocked out in the morning,
all the uncooked rice had already been cooked
we were all quite reluctant to leave as we were quite shagged and all
however, when it comes to "blanket partying" potato,
all of us looked as if we had just drank a few gallons of red bull

anyway, for the rest of the day, nothing much
happened as we were quite nostalgic and dying off
soon

- crespo
gp god wannabe

yesterday's airport dinner onli ming liang, potato, haoz and i turned up
kena ps by squid and crespo!
but no matter
tomorrow shall be a happier day
going over to haoz place to watch manu vs liverpool
even though the outcome is obvious
we shall give haoz and his liverfool face and let him continue dreaming
(scarely im wrong)
anyway, we ate popeye's and it was a sore reminder of Carl's Junior
almost died eating

today studied with haoz in kfc coz library was closed
due to deepavali festival
was about to say some mean things
but decided i should shut up if not kena imprisoned
before i can even take my a levels
so ya i shall just be silent.
...
...
...
...
...
ok so after that we went to chief's place for dinner
since crespo couldnt go out too far
and western food at coffee place wasnt too bad
just that now chief owes me $47
yes chief, im putting it here on the blog
so everyone can be witness to the amount!

~Alfie, the loan-shark.

PS: interesting beer system..

this is your cheif potato speaking.
hello to all who are reading this blog..
idoubt there is any..
since no t much advertising have been done..
but as all of u can see..
this blog is created by 6 guys
(7 guys on right of left photo,
minus crespo's younger bro whose on 2nd right)
or at least we r certifited as guys..
and we are here to adress various issue arnd
you and me and all of the people...
but becos all of us are mainli from diff school..
we would find it very difficult to talk abt the prob
of a specific school ..
like what some other blog would do..
we r different .
we r here to talk to you people
about things that truely concern
you and me and all of the people
for example i shall tell you about my
father's wife trip to the market today.



ok nvm..
lets look at some thing we see everyday.
like movies poster bside the bus stop..
for example ..
the sinking of japan
isnt it jus extremely interesting to see japan sink...
i m sure some countries would be..
but it is definateli not us..
unless it invlolves the av industry ..
but nvm tt..
have u people wonder why japan like to destroy iself?
like putting godzillar (single or double l)
or the monster from ultra man to destroy their cities.?
think about it.






or think about watching Dead Or Alive.

So, this blog is about things that are 'mei you yi shi'. But I'm here to moltivate everyone to do something 'you yi shi' for the last 10 days we have left. Lets use the things we can do after A's to moltivate us:
1.PLAY SOCCER!
2.play xbox/fifa
3.hang out
4.Cruise?
5.Taiwan?
6.Go crash ppl's birthday party? hehe..
7.Sing!(for Vanness)
8.err...shave? (or go steal ppl's shaver, pretend to help to look for it, find it, and help her shave!!!)
9.Go stalk Cedar Girls' Sec, look specifically for dao lil girls.
10.Go to the new Triumph shop at UOB building. It has Men only night, where I can go shop for A+ bras for someone..

Ok. Now you know we have so much to do together! But if we do badly, where got mood sia. So STUDY HARD! From the Water Operations Manager of Squidnco.

Do you know WHAT!

Blogger is seriously quite screwed up, in the sense that it takes an amount of time that it shouldn't take to upload photos. so im sorry dudes and bros and fellow-gays and non-males and complete-strangers, the suave pictures of squidnco will not be up for quite awhile. At least until I'm willing to wait the wait out. Till then, you've just gotta settle for the wonderful things we've got to tell you here on squidnco.blogspot.com.

Its nice listening to comedians such as locally-bred Mr Brown, Russell Peters, and my personal favourite, Jerry Seinfeld. Half the time its not the things which they say are funny, but the way they say it that's hilarious. But obviously some things are seriously damn f-ing funny (f-ing = funnyly-ing). Let's take a look at Jerry:" A drugstore's now even tougher than a supermarket because now you don't know what the hell you're looking at. I went to a drugstore last week and I was totally overwhelmed by it. It's kind of hard to break it down, but I mean there's 6000 products here that look right for me. It's not easy you know, I mean this is Quick-Acting, but that's Long-Lasting. I wonder if I need to feel good now, or later? That's a hard question. And that's Extra-Strength! Some people aren't satisfied with extra, they want maximum. "Give me the maximum strength! Give me the maximum allowable human dosage! That's the kind of pain I'm in. Figure what will kill me and back it off a little bit." Some things are better heard than read. And that's why the new media may triumph over the books.

Anyway, today I went to watch World Trade Center with Cloudy. It seemed like a boring film, looked like a boring film, but i was too young to catch The Departed (I'm still young at heart!!!) and that was the only other film left, so we caught it anyway. Quite nice, touching film, funny at times, and it'll lift your perspective on life in a completely different way. Makes you wonder why you are here complaining about A levels when there are people dying saving other people's lives. Maybe we should quit school and go be superheroes. Seems like there's more future in that career aspect than continue studying anyway. So i shall now call myself Gay Boy! I shall save those dejected lonely souls with my gay power! (only valid to guys, sorry to all the beautiful women out there who long for my company). Then soon you can read my adventures on Marvel Comics, called The Adventures of Gay Boy & Wonder Man. R-21 only so under-aged and horney people please wait for your turn, tsk. I can imagine having my comics frequently featuring Hard Gay and other gays... and people purchasing our BDSM merchandise.. Gay Kits... Gayism for Dummies... Idiot's Guide To Being Gay... "How To Look Gay, Sound Gay, And Feel Gay", by Alfie the Gay... ooh, sounds like a good career prospect to me. Except for the fact that I'm just too conservative and modest to commit to such a great career opportunity. Haiz.. guess I've gotta find something else to do for a living. Maybe I'll go be an artist, go draw naked women like that in Titanic. hehehe...

~Alfie, nothing but happy and gay.

"I like small soaps. I'd like to pretend that they are normal-sized soaps which make my muscles look big and sexy."

The First Post.

This blog is a six-membered contribution to the man-made disaster they call "the Internet". We are a society which welcomes people from all walks of life, as you can see by the various life-forms which we have, without any hesitation whatsoever, included in our all-star cast, e.g. Potato & Sotong, both of which have becoming part of the founding members of this fantastic society.

We've gathered here together for a noble reason: to reform and improve this society through our ever-present perfection which makes us such wonderful people that we are.

Our Members:

Potato(left), Crespo(top left), Haoz(bottom center), Squid(bottom right),
Yeo Ming Liang(top right), Alfie(right)