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Ladies and Gentlemen:, boys and girls, we have saved the best for the last …
And now, without further ado …
~drum rolls~
Haoz first post!!!!!
~rapturous applause~

Thank you ppl for ur continuous support to our post, though u have not seen the best essay yet. Witness first hand the grandiloquent language of the philosopher in the group.
First of all, lets give a summary of what we did today.
Met potato. Went out to study. Met alfie. Waited for squid and crespo. Went out to eat dinner. Went home.

Seems mundane right, wait till you see the next part of my journey home. I took a train to dhoby ghaut and saw that my train home was leaving. Knowing that I wont make it, I took my own time until I saw a … how should I put it … a rather plump lady rushing into the train with the doors closing on her. What the heck … she was almost squashed when 5-6 strong and handsome men helped to hold the door at bay and allowed her to escape.
The worst thing, she dint even thanked the people who helped her. She just got on and continued as if nothing happened. What kind of society is Singapore evolving into?
Nevermind, I shall just stop here and let you guys think about this.

Next, we shall move on to why I am called the philosopher. Why? Someone may ask. That’s because I am a deep thinker and a very emotive person! Of course you may think that this is bullshit but I shall let my essays do the talking for themselves.

First up is a lesson on what life is all about. Of course, in order to let normal humans understand what I am trying to say, I shall simplify everything into a song and let you people think for yourselves.

Simple Plan - Welcome To My Life
Do you ever feel like breaking down?Do you ever feel out of place?Like somehow you just don't belongAnd no one understands youDo you ever wanna runaway?Do you lock yourself in your room?With the radio on turned up so loud That no one hears you screamingNo you don't know what it's likeWhen nothing feels all rightYou don't know what it's likeTo be like meTo be hurtTo feel lostTo be left out in the darkTo be kicked when you're downTo feel like you've been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downWith no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's likeWelcome to my lifeDo you wanna be somebody else?Are you sick of feeling so left out?Are you desparate to find something more?Before your life is overAre you stuck inside a world you hate?Are you sick of everyone around?With their big fake smiles and stupid liesWhile deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's likeWhen nothing feels all rightYou don't know what it's likeTo be like meTo be hurtTo feel lostTo be left out in the darkTo be kicked when you're downTo feel like you've been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downWith no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's likeWelcome to my lifeNo one ever lied straight to your faceNo one ever stabbed you in the backYou might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okayEverybody always gave you what you wantedNever had to work it was always thereYou don't know what it's like what it's likeTo be hurtTo feel lostTo be left out in the darkTo be kicked when you're downTo feel like you've been pushed aroundTo be on the edge of breaking downWith no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like, what it's like [x2]Welcome to my life [x3]

Well, so what have you guys thought about?
Have you ever thought about the chances you have missed to do something you wanted to do?
Have you ever pondered why this has happened to you?
Have you ever thought about why are you doing the things you do?

So, do you feel you have thought about something so deep and profound that you realise that the people around you wont understand? Congratulations then, because you have taken a step towards being like me. But of course, you cant reach my standard because I have already transcended reason and meaning.

Well, time to end my post since I’m afraid the other members will be overshadowed by my greatness. Till next time, try to find the deeper meaning to everything and know that everything has a meaning to it and they are not “meiyouyishi”


~Philosopher, The One