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Sunday, January 14, 2007

I m still alive!!
suprisingly
after being comfined in tekong island for the last 7 + days
i m still alive and kicking
pretty much amazed at myself
so i shall share what i learn from NS with you people
1. it is possible to wear the same piece of clothing for 1 week
so it is ok for everyone to change only once per week
you will still be perfectly healthy
2.since it is possible to achieve no.1
there is no need to do your laundry
unless u are going to roll in the mud in the forest
so many time that u start to snort
3.seeing your friend enlisting and getting their hair cut while u r doing
guard duty is very fun
at the same time knowing that you r one month their senior oso
make you feel pretty good
4. guard duty suck
big time
5.do not be a prowler if you tio guard duty
prrowler are those that walk arnd the compoun to ensure that
no one smart or stupid enough
will invade the island
there would be so many blister on your feet
that by the end of the duty
you have extra cushion for your feet..
6 tekong island is a very nice island
and a close to perfect place for coastal geomorphology studies
so for all of u gals out there
why not sign on and ebrace nature..
7. there are girls in army
in my ex class mate platoon
maybe tt guy might be so despo that he will jio the girls
8. girls in army are seriously scary creatures.
9. when they shave of your hair
they also share of part of your brain
and you become realli stupid till ur brain grow back..

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