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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

ran to meet classmates for dinner at east coast lagoon today from mjc
took quite awhile but it was rather worth it

realised how lazy i was
when i saw a dead end and didnt want to jog back the same clean way
would rather barge through an entire field full of mud and knee-high grass

also saw how responsive pedestrians are
when they see people chionging behind you
or saying excuse me behind them
i conclude that in this world there are only 2 types of pedestrians
1) friendly and nice 2) stupid
group 1 includes those who'll say its okay or no problem
and kindly move aside
group 2 would be those who dun move and when i smear past them
they complain like phuck.
stupid asses.

~Alfie, pedestrian-hater.

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