Do you know WHAT!

Blogger is seriously quite screwed up, in the sense that it takes an amount of time that it shouldn't take to upload photos. so im sorry dudes and bros and fellow-gays and non-males and complete-strangers, the suave pictures of squidnco will not be up for quite awhile. At least until I'm willing to wait the wait out. Till then, you've just gotta settle for the wonderful things we've got to tell you here on squidnco.blogspot.com.

Its nice listening to comedians such as locally-bred Mr Brown, Russell Peters, and my personal favourite, Jerry Seinfeld. Half the time its not the things which they say are funny, but the way they say it that's hilarious. But obviously some things are seriously damn f-ing funny (f-ing = funnyly-ing). Let's take a look at Jerry:" A drugstore's now even tougher than a supermarket because now you don't know what the hell you're looking at. I went to a drugstore last week and I was totally overwhelmed by it. It's kind of hard to break it down, but I mean there's 6000 products here that look right for me. It's not easy you know, I mean this is Quick-Acting, but that's Long-Lasting. I wonder if I need to feel good now, or later? That's a hard question. And that's Extra-Strength! Some people aren't satisfied with extra, they want maximum. "Give me the maximum strength! Give me the maximum allowable human dosage! That's the kind of pain I'm in. Figure what will kill me and back it off a little bit." Some things are better heard than read. And that's why the new media may triumph over the books.

Anyway, today I went to watch World Trade Center with Cloudy. It seemed like a boring film, looked like a boring film, but i was too young to catch The Departed (I'm still young at heart!!!) and that was the only other film left, so we caught it anyway. Quite nice, touching film, funny at times, and it'll lift your perspective on life in a completely different way. Makes you wonder why you are here complaining about A levels when there are people dying saving other people's lives. Maybe we should quit school and go be superheroes. Seems like there's more future in that career aspect than continue studying anyway. So i shall now call myself Gay Boy! I shall save those dejected lonely souls with my gay power! (only valid to guys, sorry to all the beautiful women out there who long for my company). Then soon you can read my adventures on Marvel Comics, called The Adventures of Gay Boy & Wonder Man. R-21 only so under-aged and horney people please wait for your turn, tsk. I can imagine having my comics frequently featuring Hard Gay and other gays... and people purchasing our BDSM merchandise.. Gay Kits... Gayism for Dummies... Idiot's Guide To Being Gay... "How To Look Gay, Sound Gay, And Feel Gay", by Alfie the Gay... ooh, sounds like a good career prospect to me. Except for the fact that I'm just too conservative and modest to commit to such a great career opportunity. Haiz.. guess I've gotta find something else to do for a living. Maybe I'll go be an artist, go draw naked women like that in Titanic. hehehe...

~Alfie, nothing but happy and gay.

"I like small soaps. I'd like to pretend that they are normal-sized soaps which make my muscles look big and sexy."