Save Our Environment?

Or Are We Just Becoming

More Cheepo?!

Let Me Tell You A Story:

One morning, Alfie went to school.
It was supposed to be a public holiday(or school holiday)
but he went there anyway to mug
then when he walked towards the library
he saw that it was very dark inside
but apparently it was open.

So up he went to the 2nd floor to study
and he saw his classmate Domy there too
suddenly there were blackouts
one after another
3 in a row
and we were alright with it
afterall we were already happy that the library was open.

but then suddenly all of us got chased down
when the librarian came up, said a string of chinese words
and all of us just started walking down
didnt really hear what she said
but it was something like "shen dian" (save electricity)
RUINING the entire mugging environment
which we've grown accustomed to on the 2nd floor.

and that explains why i'm down here
on the first floor
in the library's computer lab
with the librarian walking behind me
and another in the computer lab who is probably seeing what i'm writing now

Anyway there's 2 things i can do now:
1) Forgive them for trying to save the school's money and get back to work
2) Start crapping about why we should be less creative in caring for our environment

Unsurprisingly, i choose option 2.

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While other countries like China have decided to adopt more down-to-earth measures to save their soon-dying environment, e.g. setting up environmental groups to clean their waters (many of these environmental groups are non-government ones because their government are more obsessed with expanding their damn economy then caring for some dying goldfishes), Singapore has instead chosen to recycle water to save it. NEWater is nothing new in Singapore already, but still the thought of it reminds many of us what we saw when we looked down while shit-ing yesterday. Apart from that, we have tried to reuse, reduce and recycle almost every thing which we CAN. and that IS everything. Also, we have put some funny-looking gadgets onto our incinerators as part of the Stop-Smoking campaign. and that's about everything we've done or tried to do.

While Indonesia is happily burning their trees back in their hometown, the smoke particles are flying to us, they get collected in our clouds, and come upon us when we are suay. That would probably mean potato is probably the suay-est person there ever was, after being drenched yesterday. But he is wad, no surprises there.

Japan on the other hand, was one of the world's most polluted country in the 1960's, after its rapid economic expansion. However, they had a most astounding change from the 1970's. This abrupt change was most notably seen in Kitakyushu, one of Japan's main industrial hubs, and also most possibly the most polluted city in Japan at a time when the country was an environmental nightmare. Today, Kitakyushu has become almost as clean as my mind (since nothing can be cleaner than it), and is a role model for other nations with heavy pollutions, just like I am a role model for all dirty people to aspire to be - clean and innocent. What was the reason behind their success? Well, the one thing which men have feared all their lives in the day but love them so much at night - Women! Yes, the housewives of Kitakyushu organised themselves into scores or women's associations aross the city; they were the first to recognise the damage that the pollution could have - "They could never get their laundry white from all the suit". Well, perhaps so. Maybe they couldn't look that sexy anymore in their white lingerie since they've all turned grey and we all know grey isn't the colour to seduce men. So they went to their darling husbands who were the indutrial workers and told them, "hey, if you're not gonna stop smoking I ain't gonna blow you". Ok maybe not. They just gathered evidence with sympathetic university professors(more like horny) and showed the stuff they got to the authorities. And they lived happily ever after with all the professors stealing the chicks who left their husbands. The End.

Maybe one day, China can be as clean as Japan. But seeing how the porn industry is building up to fight the world and not only Japan, I highly doubt it.

~Alfie, No-Link.
"Pollute anything but my mind pls!"