Since Alfie abandoned this blog to start his own, Potato has started to post at his old blog again, and NEVER once posting here since, despite claiming on the tag board that he 'hasnt abandoned this blog'. Without both of them, our biggest contributors, this blog is hardly viewed anymore! Lets hope they return to light up this blog with more of their lameness again. For now please bear with Squid here.

Anyway, HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR! On behalf of squidnco, let me wish everyone good health, happiness and prosperity.

A shocking article I read on new year's eve's New Paper about an old woman who single handedly put her son through medical school with her meagre pay from working as a cleaner and various odd jobs. Yet, her son threw her out of her home the day she signed the papers transfering the ownership of her flat to him. Her son claimed that 'his late father wanted him to have the flat once he was old enough' and his position was difficult because his 'wife does not like having a mother-in-law cleaner living together with her'. How can a doctor who cant even take care of his mother take care of the numerous patients he sees everyday? I wouldnt trust such a doctor!

Oh ya, if you ever buy Levi's jeans from the big indian owned Levi's shop at queensway second floor, DO NOT get them to alter for you even though it is convenient. The workmanship sucks. Go to a reputable tailor instead, especially if you want it tapered or tightened.

The server at work can't support us and we had to keep stopping work. But the managers who stay up at the office UPSTAIRS and probably NEVER tried the work before think that we are all slacking and doing NOTHING. Read lots of newspapers to pass the time. There's this trainee doctor on attachment at TTSH who hung a bag in the shower room containing a video cam to capture nurses showering and got caught. He was caught as he went around looking for the bag..which doctor could be so stupid? The nurses were all very shocked and upset...because they all worked closely with him and trust him. Because a doctor is someone you trust! Your life could depend on him..

And there is this father from US who poisoned his kids to receive compensation. He poisoned them 3 times and each time demanded compensation. One of the kids had to be airlifted to another hospital and is in critical condition.

Just heard the news, all the defendants in the NKF civil suit have suddenly conceded defeat, just like Durai did a few weeks ago. And all of them pleaded innocence like less than one month ago? (Pressure from some 'external power' perhaps?

a sovenoir from the National Stadium

One more day to the final. Too bad Bankok is so far away(for a broke boy like me). Trust me, 'a night at the stadium is worth a thousand TV screens' -the experience of watching from a stadium is wonderful. Lets hope for an entertaining game and a really good fight...and a good refree too.

by Squid (I havnt abandoned this blog)

Alfie has decided to abandon this screwed-up blog
new personal blog here

sayonara peeps

SO we finally had our outing
though onli 4 of us (minus chief and crespo) turned up
still quite fun and was a typical squidnco outing

anyway just some updates on our whereabouts

squid and ming liang working at the immigration thing
wen still at that network marketing job
im still training
and crespo and chief going to field camp tmr

hopefully can meet up again after my competition next sunday.

~Alfie

i think this blog has entered some sort of poverty cycle
the bloggers stopped blogging for awhile
the visitors stop visiting
and bcoz of that we find it sian to blog

who thinks this blog should continue rocking ass?

I m still alive!!
suprisingly
after being comfined in tekong island for the last 7 + days
i m still alive and kicking
pretty much amazed at myself
so i shall share what i learn from NS with you people
1. it is possible to wear the same piece of clothing for 1 week
so it is ok for everyone to change only once per week
you will still be perfectly healthy
2.since it is possible to achieve no.1
there is no need to do your laundry
unless u are going to roll in the mud in the forest
so many time that u start to snort
3.seeing your friend enlisting and getting their hair cut while u r doing
guard duty is very fun
at the same time knowing that you r one month their senior oso
make you feel pretty good
4. guard duty suck
big time
5.do not be a prowler if you tio guard duty
prrowler are those that walk arnd the compoun to ensure that
no one smart or stupid enough
will invade the island
there would be so many blister on your feet
that by the end of the duty
you have extra cushion for your feet..
6 tekong island is a very nice island
and a close to perfect place for coastal geomorphology studies
so for all of u gals out there
why not sign on and ebrace nature..
7. there are girls in army
in my ex class mate platoon
maybe tt guy might be so despo that he will jio the girls
8. girls in army are seriously scary creatures.
9. when they shave of your hair
they also share of part of your brain
and you become realli stupid till ur brain grow back..

50 things you can learn from a Korean drama
1) Hot, rich, younger men love fat, older vulgar women.

2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.

3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.

4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-newphews will always love the same girl.

5) You're allowed to make uturns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.

6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.

7) Everyone has cancer.

8) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.

9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.

10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.

11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.

12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.

13) If you're poor, you're an angel.

14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definately have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's.

18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.

19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.

20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen....

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.

24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back.

25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.

26) If you play a poor kid, you always have dirt on your face and your hair is always messy.

27) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. biggrin.gif couldnt be more true, their like a deer in headlights

28) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about.

29) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery
needs to be taken out.

30) All korean men can drink hard, smoke long, sing well and play piano. Usually all at the same time. And at the same restaurant that has a piano that they let anyone use.

31) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.

32) If you're getting off a plane, you're ALWAYS wearing sunglasses. ALWAYS.

33) All guys wear hideous tracksuits zipped up to their neck. Even if all they're doing is jumproping.

34) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.

35) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.

36) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lipliner.

37) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).

38) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you.

39) So will your sister-in-law.

40) Your brother-in-law might be pining away for you.

41) There are only 2 ways to kiss. You either press your lips against theirs with your mouth completely shut, and just press away for a very long and uncomfortable time. OR you devour the other person and suck out their soul. In both instances, the world spins.

42) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.

43) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.

44) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.

45) You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.

46) Hell- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.

47) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.

48) One korean man can kick the butts of 6 gangstas. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts OWNED, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 119, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Cuz the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.

49) It ain't a real fight unless the gangstas fight dirty with a stick or switchblade.

50) If you study in the states (perferably Harvard), you are one of the top students and can speak perfect English (as assumed by the reactions of those around you). Why the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the TV can't understand a single word uttered out of your melodramatic mouth is beyond me.

~Alfie
http://www.d-addicts.com/forum/viewtopic_42795.htm

ran to meet classmates for dinner at east coast lagoon today from mjc
took quite awhile but it was rather worth it

realised how lazy i was
when i saw a dead end and didnt want to jog back the same clean way
would rather barge through an entire field full of mud and knee-high grass

also saw how responsive pedestrians are
when they see people chionging behind you
or saying excuse me behind them
i conclude that in this world there are only 2 types of pedestrians
1) friendly and nice 2) stupid
group 1 includes those who'll say its okay or no problem
and kindly move aside
group 2 would be those who dun move and when i smear past them
they complain like phuck.
stupid asses.

~Alfie, pedestrian-hater.

yet again my life has become fully attached and devoted to training
but at least now i dun haf school to worrie abt
and not that im in the least bit regretting it =)

been waiting for a job which seems to be never ever coming my way
perhaps today i'll go search for other job opportunities
though abit tired since juz came back from class chalet

had a great time at chalet!
house was big (Changi Aloha), air-con didnt work, mosquitoes were buzzing around, there seemed to be an eternal battle with ants all over the place, and the environment was decorated with tall transverstites;
but it was still F-U-N!

hope to have another chalet soon

~Alfie, hoping hopelessly since everyone's busy

i suddenly feel so tired
i feel as if this blog might as well be called "The Blog Of Alfie"
rather than have it include a tight group of friends who refuse to update
not that im pissed at them for being too busy to blog
that they have much more important agendas to fulfill
and have the lame excuse of not knowing what to blog about

blogging is that simple
its an online journal
wads there to think about?
some witty topic?

~Alfie, feeling fucked up, pms-ing

Detached.

seems like its becoming increasingly difficult to have an outing where all members of SquidnCo are present, what with Crespo and Chief boyz-to-men phase and Squid's workaholic craze.
not to mention ming liang getting a job.
with squid joining him soon.

however, we did have an almost-complete-attendance outing on new year's day
mission was to get wee bian a street soccer shoe and we did, at queensway
then we tried to hop onto a cab wif 5 of us, going suntec
waited for like 10 f-ed up cabs till one decided that some business was better than none, albeit the dangers of getting caught.
then we went to watch 'Confessions of Pain', which i slept through some parts
overall an OK show not really worth $9+ i think
only some part abit funny, storyline abit predictable
and we were playing with all the cars at the ford car show
hopping into each and everyone there and pretending to be driving
childish but nevertheless an awesome 'look i'm driving, wtf!' kind of feeling.

would've taken some photos
but im in a currently 'no phone no cam no watch' state
back in the flintstones era
where ppl communicate via snail mail
so ppl, if i get back to u in onli a few days time
im sorry
bo bian.
dun think i'll get a phone anytime soon anyway
feeling convenient not having to keep checking phone for smses or missed calls
and can hide from angry parents demanding homecoming/cominghome

~Alfie, hiding and running and there we go again.

woooo hooo!!!!
manage to book out from paradise island
and here i m with crespo to give u ppl a account
"life on tekong"
my new addres is ladang street 2 block 45 #3-9
with 12 others guys...
out of which
all are chinese chess fanatic
other than the one named
yiyi( the b gal?)
who dunno how to play chinese chess
until we explain every thing to him
in scientific term
haha
then there is one gay
who like to touch ppl
and stroke other people back whenever he can..
wow..
ns is realli interesting

crespo bunk mates saw n heard
funny shadow n images in ther bunk

so those stories are realli true..

gtg to tekong now.. more stories when i m back
happy new year ppl
-potato, combat ready
" the onli i remember from the CPR lesson is 'two quick blows'"

Kindness in the Darkness

today's been non-stop raining day,
was trapped at the bus-stop when i came home.
tot i was gonna be camping overnight there if it didnt stop;
but suddenly an old man walked past me.
he walked rite past the bus-stop,
then retracted his steps and came to me.
he spoke words which i couldn't hear,
but he simply held out his umbrella in front of me,
and pointed to the road ahead.

so I shyly walked up to him and thanked him,
and walked with him.
he was old, very old.
but still his kindness and sincerity made me go with him
even though i knew he would not be going the same way as me.

when we came to the junction two turns from my house,
suddenly his speech became a choir
and he said," Run, boy, run home, you can do it!"
touched by such warm motivation,
i sprinted up the damned hill without care of the rain
and wondered why in the world anyone would wanna help a stranger

and then i realised that u dun have to know that person nor wad he needs
its realli simply the thought that counts.

~Alfie, feeling unalone now.

A Theory On Hell

The following is an actual question given in the University of Washington Chemistry Mid-term examination:

"Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

Origins of SquidnCo

Once upon a time,
there was no SquidnCo.
At that point of time,
the Universe was just an egg waiting to be hatched.
And when it did, there was an explosion,
and with sugar, spice, and everything nice,
6 legendary heroes of society were born.












Name: Potato
Rank: Chief
Profession: Eating
Hobby: Talking to girls












Name: Squid
Rank: Water Operations Manager
Profession: "Smoking"
Hobby: Being Eaten.















Name: Haoz
Rank: Stealth Intelligence (Sneaky)
Profession: Sneakying Around
Hobby: Breakdancing
















Name: Ming Liang
Rank: Unrevealed
Profession: Hiding from photos
Hobby: Unknown
















Name: Crespo
Rank: Soccer Coach
Profession: Soccer
Hobby: Soccer













Name: Alfie
Rank: Gay
Profession: Gay
Hobby: Being Gay.

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And so, together,
we formed the brotherhood of justice,
the friend of all friendly organisations,
the pillar of foundation of the very society you live in;
SquidnCo.

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Memorable Times

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its more than juz being friends

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~Alfie, Missing Old Times.

Revival of SquidnCo

PEOPLE DONT STOP COMING
i know that we've been rather inactive of late.
but thats juz to be expected coz we're all in the festive spirit.
and also potato has gone to another island called tekong
to grow balls to become man. along with crespo.
BUT THERES STILL THE REST OF US.
which probably onli includes me as the active poster.
sian.

~Alfie, coming back with more.

POTATO's last words, sort of.

tml potato an crespo will be going
to serve the country
i dun have much time left..
so happy birth day alfie
on the 16/12/2006

happi bdae liping
if u still read this
and to other born in december..
whoever u are..

hope the rest of the guys will blog more..
and the hits will go up..
thank you all for supporting us

i should go watch chu lu now
to increase my patriotism for tml
by looking at all the hardship tt our forefathers been through
since the show induce sleep as well..
good night

egoman was giving me a show and tell about his japan trip
more of show than tell..

well done ego man...
u can go take part in the hsbc arts award..
we will take this as one of the gifts u got from japan..
thank you..
potato chief, wat is wrong with v neck?
" wilfred the baker! can u bake it!!!!"

This photo is dedicated to Chief Potato, highlighting the next 2 yrs of his life.

~Alfie, zoo was great!

Prom is over!
for those people in squidnco who went to prom..
we do not wish to upload our photos,
since i do not wish to be elected as the cast of some horror movie..
anyway prom was not that interesting..
my table was right beside the speakers..
at the end of prom..
my head was splitting and my ears deaf..
then i went t take photo with everyone that i noe..
not alot but my eyes still hurt..
so i was blind and deaf at the end of prom..
and i had to grope

my way around..

squidnco has come up with a new business!!
we can help u make hand made birthday gift
but coming up with gift that are unique
and not that close to perfection..
you can show the reciever the efffort that you have put in
so why not pay us to make the gift
you can show the effort
without the effort!
so contact us in anyway possible
and a hand made gift is on the way..
*sincerity not included

egoman has not been tagging at the tag board for some time..
he is in japan!!!
filling up his "chicks around the world "
japan section
and stocking up on pornography vcd / dvd
and used underwear while he is there..
all the best ego man..
dun come back as emoman..

the golden age of bicycle has reached a new peak!!!
i was alking around the neighbour hood a couple of hours ago
and i saw this bicycle
with a seat
that was ripped off a motorbike
replacing the orginal seat..
with speakers attached to the back that look like the head lamps..
this enable the ah-bengs
who have no money
no license
and no imagination
to have a feel of what it is like to ride a motorcycle..

will be giving u people a book title to read real soon
pls stay tuned to this channel!!
potato, the clock is ticking..

The Reborn

it seems like recently we've become rather inactive
and our counter seems to be ticking too seldom for comfort
so its time that our blog is reborn
relived to its fullest glory
dug out of the trenches of darkness
embracing light, justice and most importantly
SquidnCo

Embrace us.

~Alfie, embracing the un-embraceable.

The Return of the Alfie.

yay finally came home
not that i didnt enjoy myself in Malaysia and Hong Kong
but it really feels good to be back in a place where I feel home to
but its only for a week or so
before I leave for Spain and Italy next wednesday..

I conclude that Hong Kong has ZERO chiobus
as such i've become temporarily gay in my week of stay over there
but I declare that I'm back to my normal self
sorry roomies!
I'll never forget the times we slept together!!!

anyway
today's PROM
dunno why its such a big thing anyway
we just pay a hundred bucks
to eat some food
and see our peers in dull-coloured clothes
with funny-smelling odour
and standing on things which make them one head taller..
then there are the pictures
which come in so fast and so much at a time
that we have facial cramps smiling all the time
and we must rack our brains to think of poses
then must go the after-prom party
everyone wanna go clubs
but im under-18
='(
guess i'll be staying home den..

~Alfie, lonely youngling.

Had been having some problems with blogger
for the last few days..
that's y update have been so irregular

i would like to clarify somethings with haoz
our home boy..
no haoz.
human flesh do not taste much better than other meat..
and the reason y a particular fast food chain is dong well
is not bcos people lick their finger after they eat there..
the dead skin cell on ur finger do not add flavour and taste to the chicken
all the best for prom ppl..
the prom king / queen
you shall be...

-cheif potato, the sole survior...

hey welcome to suidnco new section!
it is called
"squidnco's guide to life!"
we give you advice and suggestions
on what you can and
cannot do for the next few days/weeks
or 14 days in the case of crespo n me..
so yah
there are places that u can go to
movies you can watch
dvd u can rent / buy / steal / rob.
books that you can read!!


Movies
Tenacious D and the pick of destiny

the movie is about how jack black meet kyle gass.
and how they form tenacious d
andhow they got the pick of destiny
it promotes// publicise/ advocate increase awareness
to satanism and drug usage
not really satanism as a religion..
but more about how rock work..
u have to watch to under stand..
it is realli dark humour and immoral to a huge extent.
like how i wan to be..
it is m 18
so younger youngster out there pls dun watch alone
you need a fried to sneak you in.
i feel like i m writing a testimonial
only the good things..
final verdict: not worth it.
but i think more worth it than happy feet

next,
places to go:
the new ikea at tampines has open
and like every where else in singapore that just opened
it is packed
with aunties and uncles from all over the island
to see what cheap deal they can get ..
and people who have to go with these middle people
because they are some how related to these people...
it is jus a ordinary furniture store.
they is almost no way you can stop and look at things
in that place
people jus keep swamping in
they kept pushing when ever u try to stop and look..
and all the furnitures are flooded by kids..
helping their parents test how durable the furniture sold there are.
all the freebies are constantly been snatched
hiaz.. singaporeans..
final verdict:
you can go to vivocity if u have not been there since it is much
more empty now.
and u cannot find prom stuff at IKEA

DVDs:
some one please pick up
bubble boy!



it is a pretty old show..
not realli beautiful in appearance
but a really wonderful storyline..
enjoy!

for those people from vs3b03 4b04 pls go to the bbq on mon!!
more guides asap
-chief potato, your guiding plant

sorry ppl if we've been rather inactive the last week
its due to post-exam activities which has kept us busy
but now i declare this blog active again
though i'll be leaving sg in a matter of hours
for hong kong
yes
hong kong
where all the triads wearing either black suits or rags
will kill each other
where all the policemen seem useless in most movies..
yes
hong kong.

but i believe the rest will make a decent effort in reliving our days as squidnco
bye ppl

~Alfie, bye-man

Champion’s League Action

Yo people, A’s are finally over and squidnco are having a rather routine schedule each day. It seems like we are going out each day so we really do not have the time to do blogging. Our schedule each day seems fixed.
1200 : Wake up
1300 : Slack around
1500 : Going out
1600 : Play soccer at VS
1900 : Go Bedok eat curry chicken
2000 : Hang around, talking cock
2100 : Returning home
2300: Dota time
0200 : Time for dreamland

Alright, this looks like our fixed schedule for more days to come, but I digress. I am here to talk about the Champion’s League action within the past 2 days. On match day 1, Arsenal made a stunning comeback, beating Hamburg 3-1, while CSK Moscow lost, resulting in a reshuffle of the positions of the teams in the group, with Arsenal and Porto leading the pack with 10 points. ManUnited on the other hand conceded a late goal to Celtic but still manages to be at the top of the group with Celtic at 9 points. On match day 2, Chelsea lost to Werder Bremen 1-0, while Barcelona beat Levski Sofia 2-0. Many people have a conspiracy theory about this, that Jose Murinho lost to Bremen on purpose, so as to reduce Barcelona’s chance of qualifying. It seems to be that way, with Chelsea and Werder Bremen topping the group with 10 points and leaving Barcelona with a win-or-die game with Werder Bremen. This smells like some plot that Murinho cooked in order to eliminate a strong team such as Barcelona. Next on is Liverpool topping the group with 13 points. Granted, Liverpool got an easy group compared to others, but Liverpool suffered much injury woes in the match with PSV. Benitez has finally made the correct choice by playing Gerrard in the centre due to Sissoko’s injury. However, in the match with PSV, 3 people – Mark Gonzalez, Xabi Alonso and Jermaine Pennant are injured, leaving Liverpool with a midfield crisis. As I see the situation as it is, Benitez may want to try some crazy formation, 4-3-3. The back 4 seems stabilized, with Riise taking left back, Agger and Carragher forming a strong partnership. Finnan is improving as well. The defenders seem fixed and I see no reason why Benitez will want to change them. Next is midfield. With Gonzalez out of action, it seems most likely that Luis Garcia will take the left position, with Gerrard back to dominate the centre midfield once more. Gerrard definitely plays best at centre, with the match against PSV to prove it. Right side may have abit of problem, but the responsibility falls on Zenden. There isn’t anyone who is suitable to play on the right side. Next is the striking force. He can try to play Kuyt and Bellamy flanking the sides with Crouch in the middle. This formation is just a crazy idea of mine, but I see no other possibility as the other players are just not experienced enough to play the positions.
Ok, this is my last post before I become inactive once more due to overseas trip for the next few days. Well, till I blog again. Tata

Haoz

alfie was not arnd in singapore the last few days
and suddenly the blog seem so dead..
sorry about that people.
cos squidnco was bzily settling down
after the sudden
" after a levels adrenaline rush"
here we are back again..
to infotain and enrich your life to the fullest..

The As are finally over..
and suddenly i feel this very
strong sense of love for econs in me
as if a fat econs teacher who love to wear black
is clambing out of me
so here i m to teach "market failure"
WHAT DO WE PRODUCE?
firstly we look at what to produce for the consumers by looking at the demand
look at the dollar vote that the consumer give to the product
HOW DO WE PRODUCE?
we produce in anyway we want
as long as the cost of production is the least
as if the consumer really give the damn..
FOR WHOM DO WE PRODUCE?
for the consumer who demand for the goods most.
look at the follwing illustration:














by looking at this man we have answered
2 of the qn mentioned above

next we shall look at the externalities.
i shall only talk about the external cost in consumption.
since i believe that you all will know the rest of the externalities.
and i dun.
so external cost in consumption occur when
a third party who is not involved
in the production of the consumption of the goods.
get affected negatively due to the consumption of some joker.


FIG ONE
looking at this fig one..
we can see that
due to the fact that squid smoke..
we have to bear the sight of his ugly sight of his teeth..
ad this would hurt our eyes badly..
which is an adverse effect.
which will conclude the act of smoking as
a source of external cost in consumption..

SOLUTION
by putting a healthy sign and packaging something that is unhealthy
differently we can change the amount of externalities it causes..



Next we can look at public good.
a good where by the benefit will not be deprive or exclude anyone when
it is being consumed.
for example NATIONAL DEFENCE



This is jus a mock lesson.
To mock myself of my inabilities..
-chief potato, still sad...

Jap Gal

Harlow people, no time no post. Well, A level’s are finally over so everybody lets rejoice!!! Woohoo!!!
Feeling bored? Well, I’ve got just the right thing to spice up your life.
Say hello to the japanese girl, Shimokawa Mikuni.
Let me give you guys some information about her.
Her job name starts with the letter “p”.
She is kawaii and sweet, as are most of the other Japanese girls.
She may not be that famous and hot in her area, but she is quite good at what she does.
Although her videos are not very impressive, however visuals sometimes are nothing without sound.
The moment you watch her videos, you will understand why I say so.
Alright now, before you rush off to search the internet for whoever you guys think she is, let me tell you what she really does.
She is a professional singer.
Did you guys guess it correctly?
Guess not.
Anyway, please search for her videos on youtube. Her mtvs are available there although I must say the quality is not really good.
She has a very nice voice.
She does all the songs from the anime called Full Metal Panic.
Some of her better works include Sore Ga Ai Deshou and Tomorrow.
Those two songs are my personal favourites.
Anyway, all talk here is useless if you do not go and listen to her songs.
So please, go ahead and search for her now and if you do fall in love with her voice and want her songs badly, you may go to Gendou Anime Music to look for them..

~Haoz, a person with great taste

Introducing... XIAO BAO~!!!

Name: Xiao Bao.
Age: Much too Old.
Personality: Gay (but likes to act normal).
Level: 1
Ability: 0
- Looks: 0
- Charm: 0
- Sex Appeal: -7
- Personality: still working on it.
- Overall Performance: Available, but unwanted.
Remarks: Still too lame, needs to be given time, so that this infant can grow and exploit economies of scale.

~Alfie, welcoming opinions.
Creativity: 0

STUDYING +A LEVELS ARE OVER

Reinforcements have arrived!

Noting Chief's futile and lonely attempt to entertain himself on this blog
I guess its time the rest contributed their fare share of TCS as well
(TCS = Talking-Cock Sessions)

I remembered one of Crespo's old jokes(but i cant rmb so edit abit):

One day there was a guy walking to school
he was about to step on something dirty
but luckily he narrowly missed it.
harping on how lucky he was,
he closed in on the devious item of evil,
and said "hmmm...
it looks like shit...
smells like shit...
feels like shit...
tastes like shit...
luckily i didn't step on it!"

~Alfie, seeing the light at the end of the tunnel
"somehow i see myself signing on"

hi...
it is me again..
pls dun ask me why i have so much free time on my hands
because i just screwed up my econs really badly
i did not know monetary was refering to interest rate
wat the ..
it is over...
ten marks gone.
and other essays are not conpleted..

wah..
can i hear from the rest?

-potato... so sad that i became a sadist
"he is so sad abt econs, pls disembowel urself in front of him the next time u see him to make him happy.."

waiting for my econs notes to show up..
so decided to draw something that make no sense..
ha..
will improve on characters apperance soon..
and their sense of humour...?

big discovery..
out of 235 emoticons in msn..
40+ are bye
50 are guai lan
20 are violent..

so next time u talk to me online be careful with what u say..
and pray to god i dun pms...
MuAhAhHaHaHAhA

~Alfie, dun pray-pray
"/sevillaugh"

ATTENTION PEOPLE!

This message goes out to who ever it may concern
mostly geog students since i don't think f-maths students would be reading this now..
Our exam time has change!!!
woo hoo..
pls refer to table

















this is not a joke.
mr you noe who you are.
no. the mass media in singapore did not just come up with this news as a joke for you..

SEE NEWS
see news
These changes have been made due to the visit by the preseident of the United States of America..
who has just lost in the congresional election.
sort of by a margin to the democratics leader..
and he even mentioned that he was open to any suggestions on how to win in Iraq.
i have a racist suggestion so nevermind.
pls take note of the changes in the exam time..
even though it starts later..
we will still have to leave our house at the same time because roads will be blocked during his visit..
so you can't predict what time your bus get here now.
i sort of feel like i m talking to myself..
because i m the one of the two geog students here n the other is pretty inactive..
can i please have some form of responds from the geog students from around singapore.
all the best to you people.

- cheif potato, kind and caring..
" we stare because we care"

something i created..

and i saw this product by some massage machine company
something called i-go-go
some mp3 player cum massager..
as in when u play your music it will synchronise with some massage on your shoulder..
so u will feel good..
so wat will happen if u listen to heavy metal on that thing?
some one pls try it out.

so what's with the gender equality and anti-feminism movements anyway
guys are better at this.. girls are better at that..
guys are more physical.. girls are more patient..
guys should be on top.. girls should not..
and where are all these taking us?
NOWHERE.

"the only trouble with women fighting for gender equality is that in the end they become men."

and soon, we guys will be humping men, and they blame us for the epidemic of homosexuality that is currently about to unfold?
what an irony.

I told Squid that i was watching South Park one day and something caught my attention
"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die!"
Mr Garrison said that.
and yet in season 9 he became a transverstite anyway
he was willing to have his penis turned inside out, have his scrotum cut off to make a dorsal fin for kyle's dad who wanted to be a dolphin, and have his balls used as leg extensions for kyle who wanted to be a tall and black basketballer.
and yet he knew that he was about to suffer the same shit as all women have to.
"lesser rights", "gender inequality".
hmmmm................................................

Ok i'm not making a stand here on transverstites OR gender equality.
but i would just like to know what is happening now in our cruel world
why god is making a mockery of us all, and if its not him, then why is fate having such a twisted imagination about its own definition of "fun".
its having fun mocking us.
and i shall tell u how.

it (refering to an unknown phenomenon which should be able to explain this all but we still do not know of yet) seperates the world into different aspects, different regions, making it balanced.
on one side we have the blacks and on the other we have the whites (this is not a racist comment)
on one side its super hot on the other its super cold.

on one side there are the educated, and the other, well, the UNeducated.
one side facing ageing population, one side facing population explosion.
and its quite sad realli.
knowing that there are people who don't wanna mate when they should,
while there are others who don't know when its time to stop, or how to plan families.
well the wierd part is that overall the side with ageing population is overwhelmed by the other side, and as a whole our population is growing more than what our earth can hold

then suddenly a concept springs into imagination, a solution to all their problems.
how to not have that many children and yet still have fun making love.
in simple english, being homo.
and then it had to make it a way of spreading aids which then worsens the god damn problems.

so now, we not onli have one side with saggy scrotums but no aids, we have one side with oversized twigs, a homosexuality epidemic, and the daunting horror of having aids when u try to stop contributing to the population explosion and yet react naturally to natural seductions.

i dun understand how this is working, or how its going to work out.
but guesses, we can make.

i think soon this supernatural being will be done with having fun with us and grant mosquitoes the ability to carry aids and have fun spreading it while sucking our blood.
Then we'll all be dead and then hell will have a population explosion, not earth.
Perhaps by then, the world will be equal.
the side with the old saggy dicks still safe
the other which is aids-infected will onli have old chaps(who have past their prime in mating careers) left,
or perhaps the whole world will be gone, left with onli mosquitoes.
mosquitoes with white stripes and those with none
then there'll even be discrimintation among the mosquitoes
"hey you're not white stripe you stupid outcast!"
"hey dun be racist!"
"but u dun have aids you loser! LOSER."
"its not as if i dun wanna have it... its just that all my life i haven't been lucky enough to get it!"

then why the hell are we studying for?!
we're gonna die in a few years if this goes on anyway!

and that's why i say something is wrong with the way things work out for us.

~Alfie, no-linking again.
"its 4 am, and im feeling high. thats all. im not aiming anyone's religion here."

BY THE WAY, WE ALSO LOVE MUSIC

Ya lets move one. Anyway, this free music download http://www.emusic.com/album/10950/10950436.html, which was found in last friday's edition of ST life! music is not bad. (Look for the song Wind It Up). It's by this band, from Canada if I am not wrong, Barenaked Ladies. Before people jerk out of their seats and shout 'IMMORAL', let me clarify that the name was just coined out of fun and not suggestive of anything else. The band's been around for quite some time and I think their music is really fun.

By Squid

END THIS

Okay, since 4 people had already posted in response of comments made by >*>*. This is a special post for our dear friend.
I think you people get him all wrong.
First, I must acknowledge that >*>* is actually one of our friends, that’s because he tags and tags and tags about how he feel. He is not some god damm hypocrite/backstabber we see in school, he is a person who is frank and someone who speaks off his mind. He is someone who is REAL and I think our society needs this kind of people. I also accept the fact that he is a big fat gay and attention seeker (this is what he tagged), but hey we should not discriminate against such assholes; we should accept them and make them our friends. So this is an open invitation to YOU, >*>* DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR CLIQUE? Do email me at shitinmypants@hotmail.com if you want to, ill give you the password for this blog so that you can chip in and all of us can learn from you and see what a perfect blog should be.
Second, hey this dude is real kind, real kind. I mean he comes to this blog even more than some of our members. AND GOD FOR THAT I THANK YOU. Can you people imagine if this blog does not have a supporter like him? It will be so freaking lifeless with all the same people coming. Again, I thank you.
If you say you do not know us in person then I pity you man, really pity you, because this blog is set up just weeks ago and is only circulated among our friends. So if you do not know any of us, the only way I think you are able to get to this address is through search.blogger.com. So I pity you because you are not only gay but you are one without life man. So do me a favor by getting a life. Thank you.
If you are a self proclaimed gay, attention seeker and motherf***** (O and by the way incest is bad, it is immoral. So do control your urges and maybe f the wall or something, not your mom).Plus if you are someone who is no life, then I understand dude I understand. I suppose u lack of friends so I don’t mind u coming here everyday or even put our blog webby as your homepage. Hey and by the way I am not surprise if you are clicking on the refresh button every single second to see whether we have replies or not. SO HERE IT IS , a post dedicated to you my friend.
Okay next, its about our mistakes. See I am grateful that you pointed out the fact that we got the ‘si’ wrong as ‘shi’ so I thank you again, But the fact is that hey I take Chinese syllabus ‘B’ so how can you expect me to know all these ‘a’ ‘o’ ‘e’ or whatever cheena shit crap. Another thing that you have to know is we are JUST A BUNCH OF LOSERS. Look pal, we play street soccer/dota but our skills sucks and the ‘team’ sucks too, we spend one whole bloody day going around aimlessly, we go around looking at girls but know none of them, we infatuate and do not have ball or guts. So do understand that we are just losers and not some saint like you. But I do appreciate that you godly figure would waste your time here in hell and point out our mistakes. So thanks again.
Finally, about our grammers and our englishs . see this is again misunderstanding. I got a bloody C6 for basic English, homie , and I still have expression problems and subject verb agreement problems whens it comes to GP essay so cans u see hows screweds I am. And the fact is that I am also screwed for the A lvls , who in the god damm world say that ill get straight distinctions or any decent grades. Dude, I played throughout the 2 yrs I spent in JC. I scrapes though my fucking promos and even durings the studys break I played my ass off. I am not surprise or sad if I get E D O or D E E because I deserve it ,I am not some elite or some fucking topguy, im jus some asshole walkings around the streets, therefore you are rights that I haves no direction in life, my life is screw up. So I am even gladder that you are there to give me some comments.

ANYWAY TO END OFF I DO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR THE REST OF YOUR PAPERS AND ALL GRUDGES STOPS NOW.

Exam Status so far…

Since the issue about our contents seems so important that 3 of our members have responded to it, I feel that I have something to say about it as well before we conclude it.

Dear Mr >*>*,
please understand that we are new to the blogosphere as we have just started this blog. We still have a lot to learn before turning our blog into a wonderful blog which is acceptable to everyone, therefore we welcome any feedback from anybody. However, I am sorry to say but your feedback is not that helpful as you only labeled our content as “distasteful” and “bloody immoral”. As such, your feedback is not very specific and we are not able to give a proper respond to it.
Secondly, please kindly note that there is something called freedom of speech in this world. People are entitled to their own thoughts and the things they want to do. Different people will have different thoughts and ideas. What may seem distasteful to one maybe interesting to others. Besides, if you find this blog so repulsive and revolting, you have the freedom to not read this blog. No one is stopping you from doing so.

Hopefully, this is the end of this awful episode, and we will gladly thank you if you do not continue to flame our blog on our tagboard.

Alright, now to the main content of this post.
Woot!!!! Exams are halfway done, press on people, its only a few days left!!!!
So, I have decided to give a mid-term analysis of the exam status so far.
I shall not talk about General Paper since it is so long ago.
First I shall talk about Maths Paper 1. I have long forgotten the contents of the maths paper, but it wasn’t that easy. I know of people who have lost lots of marks from it.
Unfortunately, I have received reliable sources of information that students from
ahem… A …
ahem… J…
ahem… C…
Out of a sample size of 8 ( yea, I know, it is a small sample) , 6 of them claim that they are able to obtain an average mean of 100, with a standard deviation of 1mark. If you take this sample and magnify it to the school’s population, it means that 75% of AJC students are able to get full marks for Paper 1. Worst, AJC is not the best school. There are better schools than AJC and imagine if AJC students think this way, how about the students from the better schools?
Of course, this is under the assumption that the students from the sample taken are not bullshitting, dreaming, etc etc
Next is chemistry paper 3. People think that it is an easy paper and personally, I feel that it wasn’t difficult. Sadly, it is precisely because of this that people will get the impression that they will do well for the subject because any small mistake that we make will bring our grade down.
Next is geography. Since I do not take the subject I am unable to comment on that but since Chief says it is easy… well, good for him.
Lastly, its our beloved maths paper2.
The first 5 questions in front are relatively easy, except maybe the geometrical question which stumped a few of my friends. Next is the mechanics part. Sadly to say, I did not study 1 bit of mechanics and so I do not understand how to do any question on it. Now lets move on to probability and statistics. It is actually doable except for a few parts of a question. Herein lies the problem. Since everyone finds it simple, the problem arises again (refer to section on chemistry paper3).

Thus, this are the predictions for my grades so far …
Mathematics … B
Chemistry … D
Please do not shoot if you think that such grades are good as they clearly are not.

All right, I shall end my post here.
Let me give a traditional warcry to motivate you people out there.
WWWWWWWWAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

~Haoz, the analyst

Thank You

thank you for your fed back.
your active participation is appreciated..
but your comment don't really recieve the same treatment
even if you can change this blog morallity level
you cannot change my moral values.
习惯就好？
ok people drop the unhappy past
and look at the saddening present..
that is for me..
paper 2 is much better than paper 1
but it still haven cheer me up..
feeling so emo now..
that i m repeatedly listening to
collin raye'" if you get there before i do"
and micheal jackson's " heal the world with your love for little boys"

and listening to my mum now telling me
stories about boy stealing stuff from her work place
and stories abt this army guy
who place her daugter out in the 2 pm sun
cos she got jaundies..
and some stupid ghost stories..
i m gg to gag her..
haah :)
iron man is coming..
in 2008
maybe i should treat it as a reward for completing my NS

-cheif potato, betrayal intolerance
" you know what i m talking about."

Closure

Due to certain disturbing issues regarding certain members of SquidnCo and A member of the public, it seems clear that some form of intervention or change has to take place in this blog to prevent future similar occurences from taking place.

As such, I've decided to put in place a disclaimer, proclaimation, at the bottom of the blog.

Readers, we love your criticisms, but if you're gonna insult us, please do not waste your time.

We will no longer be disturbed by anymore meaningless (mei you yi shi) comments, filtering out the information which would NOT help us to make this a better place for all of us and yet keep intact our unique sense of humour, while keeping those that can deeply etched into our brains.

~Alfie, Peace-Maker
"maths deity please help me"

Our Content

We welcome critisisms from Mr. >*>*. Of course, as co-owner of this blog, Mr Squid has the responsibility of analysing the comments from anyone.

What concerned Mr Squid most was the comments on our "distasteful content" and the stuffs we said which made us sound "bloody immoral". On that, I must admit that some of the stuffs were distasteful, though I am not exactly sure if Mr >*>* agree with me which post is distasteful because Mr >*>* did not specify. Of course words without evidence are easier to rebunk and critisms without evidence often leaves us wondering exactly what is wrong(do you think "assholes" will know that they are indeed "assholes", or why are they "one hell of an asshole", assuming that they are indeed "one hell of an asshole"?). Surely we will welcome Mr >*>* to provide some examples of the distasteful content.

So what do I think is distasteful? The picture about the man with the golf club should not belong. And I thought that some jokes were insulting more than funny. But please do not dismiss certain jokes as immoral just because you do not see the humour in it. There are people in this world who critisise without understanding the underlying issues. They often critisise for the sake of critising, and use random nicknames like ">*>*" because they think thats a good way to get away with it. So once again, we appreciate more specific evidence and not just casual dismissal of our content.

While evaluating comments made to us, we do consider the author of the feedback. For example, someone who claims that we have distasteful content and yet visit our blog 3 times in 9 hours would leave us wondering if he love to hate our blog or hate to love our blog. Besides, chances of someone in Singapore waking up at 5.48 to search for blogs is certainly minute, though not exactly impossible as I have heard of psycos who prowl the net for whatever moral or immoral reasons which I do not know. But the point is, if we receive feedback from such a person, we are likely to laugh it off(or laugh him off)

Anyway I thought this is a good sign that our blog is taking off!

By Squid

i dun believe it... i came across someone worse than william hung..

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ENTER AT OWN RISK

~Alfie, Risk-Taker
"taking risks sometimes ain't a wise choice"

Maths was...

maths was "applying suction force on a male reproductive organ"
"have sexual intercourse" sia..
it was so "had sexual intercourse in a upward position"that
i almost cry after the "having sexual intercourse "paper..
yes people i am trying to cut down the amount of vulgarities that i use here.
after some reader feed back to us.
we treasure your feed back people.
so pls tag more
or feed back to us more in other ways haha
hahaa
all the best to geog
which is in 2 hr time
and chem which is over..
all the "having sexual intercourse" best!!!!!
- chief potato
" i m not an "opening to the rectum"!!!"

MATHS PAPER WAS......?

GOOD LUCK TO ALL CHEM AND GEO ASSHOLES TML......................

I AM GOING TO BE ON YOU TUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!

some thing really intersing happened to me
while i was at the library today..
i was reading get fuzzy
dun ask me why i m doing that
when the A level maths paper 1 is on the next day.
then these I.T.E guys came over and sat beside me..
try starting some convo.
i was afraid as i was outnumbered so i jus went along..
but it turned out that they are really funny
but their sense of humor would not be able to
compensate for their lack of intelligence
actually it was just one guy.
started asking me really retarded question..
and there was this guy with a nokia n70
taking the video of wat was happening..
Qn1.
he asked if i wanted to buy shot guns from them.
seeing them speaking like primary school kids realli
boost my ego and morale..
Qn 2.
he asked a series of maths qns
ranging from 1 +1
( which had a stupid answer that i dun understand due to intel diff)
to 42 divided by 7800
( which answer they dunnno n neither do i)
to what is x-2x..
( which of course i gave the correst answer )
then abt 10000000000 retarded qn later..
qn 10000004
What happen when you insert a penis into a vigina?
the fact that they used scienctific terms realli impressed me.
of course my answer need not be disclosed
luckily the qn which one do you prefer SG, OL or DL?
my answer is OL
and after all the bull he asked me if he was irritating..
and told me he was from MTV Boiling Points..
and started pointing at non existing hidden camera..
i laughed cause he was really funny
even i was really fucking irritated..
If that guy is ever going to have a show
he should name it
I.T.E" how long do we need to fuck you up"
ok that guy is really funny..

and our condolesnces to *******
for his losses of his mNm

all the best for maths

IGNORANCE IS BLISS?

i m here to answer a few random question.
yes. they are showing thunderbirds on kid cental on sat afternoon at 3 pm
thunderbird is a classic puppet show that use to be on tv sometime back..
like 10 -15 years ago?
it was my favourite and still is

NO!
i did not cut my hair to have the pre-enlistment mood..
it is for the a levels..
so crespo .. pls stop saluating to me

YES!
VSCO is having a camp on the 21 and i would like to invite squidnco member to go play soccer / water bomb/ crespo younger brother for 1+1 day!!!

YES!!!!
The Singapore motorshow 2006 is coming..!!!! i(i dunno the exact name..)
Woohoo
al the nice cars...
madza roadster....
gtr..
race queens from japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-potato, spas...
"Tsunami, nuclear war, godzilla, female drivers"

Great times don't last, Great people do =)

These are just some random photos from our last last dinner
the one ming liang missed out on


Cheif Potato yet again
contemplating on what food to kope
zzz some ppl never change.
=D








Some

Random

Photos





This photo needs no explanation
nor further comments.

Our favourite Squid,
doing the last thing which he should be doing.
LOL







Crespo
busy on da phone











Everyone's favourite hiphopper

Our very own, B-Boy.

"Yo Homie~"

"Yo Dawg"




Last but not least
to our dear squidnco fren
we saw your shop at bedok 85
where we were eating dinner
and wanted to tell you
that you spelt your name wrongly
yup no need to thank us but you're welcome =)
ppl make mistakes, even silly ones =D


~Alfie, random-ing around.
"close to but not yet, more like indirect eh?"

OKAY PEOPLE lets take a break from all GP shit or whatsoever because the following post is about:

The secret of chief Potato revealed

This is not about split personality. This is not about strange fetishes. This secret is about liking and loving…so I assume that you people who are close to potato would like to know what kind of infatuations or crush this guy had over the past 2 years.

Okay let’s start from 1st 3 months when this guy was in SRJC. On the very 1st day he had his 1st crush, in the name of A. Like what he mentioned in his blog, it’s not B not C but A just A. Okay then it was the street race (or cross-country or whatever, cant remember the actual name), he started to have liking for BANANAS (3 of them in fact). Finally, it was chingay parade when he started to like a new alphabet, W.

After the PAE (or JAE) he was posted to MJC had his ARTS class ………….Then it was the new year….

NEW YEAR= NEW CRUSH

2005 it ended with the chingay parade so 2006 it started with the chingay parade. This time he is not a motivator (or whatever crap they are called). This time its not about alphabets but instead its about animals. So it was some monkey girl that kick start his year. Then for some reason he started supporting LIVERPOOL F.C. Due to the lousy results the club is producing, he gave up on Liverpool and move on ...Not long after, he told all of us that he wants to be a cabby after he graduate and earn money form students rushing to school in the morning……..



Time check: 3:01 am. DEAR CHIEF, I TYPED THIS CRAP OUT CAUSE I CANT SLEEP AT THIS MOMENT AND NEEDED SOME SORTOF ENTERTAINMENT. THANKS.

The truth of the EPL REVEALD

Ok so much for man united leading 2-0 in 15 minutes, Wayne Rooney scoring a hit trick, crouch scoring some not Tyco goals, Steven Gerard getting on form…..bla bla bla

The TRUTH is that this season is going to be 2 horse race: ARSENAL and Chelsea.

1st we look at Manchester united: Lost 1-0 to ARSENAL at home, enough said. Maybe they can get golden boy back when the transfer window open in January for some 5 million pounds. Then again, be highly doubtful of what the old man can do in the midfield if he really comes back to the fast pace EPL. Simple math here: flamboyant trickster + hotheaded teenager= zero silverware.

Next its Liverpool or ‘Lp’: One man team: Steven Gerard. Yes, that’s in the past, now it’s: ‘no man’ team. Why? It’s because of some senseless manager who puts him in the right side of midfield .come on; even a retard knows that Steven Gerard is best at central midfield….how can the heart of the team not be in the center? Maybe the team needs some liver transplant. Bought the likes of Jermain Pennent, Bellamy, Kuyt, Mark Gonzalez …….created some rotational sh*t which can’t win a single team. Lost Everton 3-0 in a derby, lost man united 2-0, so by arithmetic progression, Arsenal is going to trash them by a 4 goal margin. Liverpool WERE strong champions during the 80s and maybe 90s, but not now.

So now, left Chelsea and Arsenal, only contenders.

Chelsea, thank god they sold Crespo. It seems that Argentineans can’t play in the EPL; maybe it’s too tough for them. Furthermore, i think inevitably they are going to be the next 'galecticos'.

With all this, it leaves you folks with the EPL’s flawless team and this season’s champions, Arsenal. Needless to say, Thierry Henry is going to win the golden boot award again, something Crespo is lacking in his testimonial.

P.S: Haoz,im quite impress by ur language. Er..not your team.

NB: This was suppose to be posted on the 10th of April

Screw GP LAH!

so we had our first paper today
our last ever GP papers
just like everyone else, i spot topic.
i dunno why so silly or maybe its smart,
i dun pia science and tech
silly bcoz it looks like a giveaway qn at first
smart bcoz got all the no-life nerdy ppl out there to fight
confirm tio whack
so its ok.
budden i pia media
study everything which can be studied
its destructive power, credibility, impact, everything
den kenasai that kind of lanjiao qn come out
wad trivial wad important
$#!$ you la cambridge.

PS:!$#! = screw

then the AQ abit $#@%-ed up also
kenasai ask so many qn
so many requirement
must think along so many lines
my brain felt as if it was bleeding
it was exploding
it reminded me of gek hiang aka dolby surround sound version 10.0
screaming into my suddenly wrenchingly-dry organ i call brain
so i unknowingly left out one of the requirements
which is how much freedom do you want
HOW MUCH FREEDOM DO I WANT?!?!
i want to be allowed to download cartoons online without fear of mata
i want to be allowed to take a break without parents having to knock on the freaking door every other 5 mins
i want to be able to tell parents that "hey, look, i've let you have your fun drilling your crappy beliefs into my head for the last 17 years of my life and i think the time has come for me to think on my own before anyone calls me brainless due to my lack of using it" without getting child abuse
i want to tell those sickening act-chio chaps that "hey, i know you think you are pretty and hot, but lets face it, no one is buying your crap and its time for someone to tell you to screw off" without getting termed a total screw-ed up jerk.
i want to be able to tell examiners that"excuse me, let my potato fren write finish the god-damn 3 words which he has left before i set MY dog running after you. and he is a horny one", without getting any condemned black mark whatsoever.
i want my hougang terror friends from both hougang and bedok resevoir to be able to flash in public and ask little girls how they look like with or without their dresses without being caught by mata for inappropriate behaviour in public.
i also want b-boy to be able to declare his love for his hip-hopping lifestyle without everyone taking it as a joke
and lastly, i want to tell all squidnco fans that i love you so so much without being termed as gayshit.

~Alfie, freedom-fighter.
"or another's terrorist?"

ARF ARF ARFUCK!!!

Yo homies(haoZ)
squidnco member and fans
jus a reminder squidnco
is not squid n chinese orchestra..
it is squid n cooperation/company/co...

yah
in order to protect the identity and
prevent the misunderstand of having a hougang terror in squidnco
even though i think tt the hougang terror might live in bedok reservior..
i being the chief have decided to censor off the name..

so it was our gp paper today..
and like 1000000 other people out there..
i choose question 3..
time was up..
so i was three words from finishing my last question..
then
"ARF ARF ARF WOOF....."
(pls stop writing.)
the bitch-like invigilator started saying/ barking
so she went to the back of the hall..
i decided to write another word again..
then she chiong back and
"ARF ARF ARF ARF !!!!"
(time is up stop writing)
i was so stressed that i think i arranged my paper wrongly..
i managed to translate what the invigilator said
by using www.bitchcantalk.com/translator
ok this is a totally biased entry to show my unhappiness
with my inablility to complete my essay..
thank you.
lets start folding origami with your GP notes
burning them is bad for the environment
你懂吗？
( u understand?)

- potato
"he is so sad about his GP, pls give him a hug when u see him to cheer him up."

The Secret of ****** revealed
-posted by Squid

******* had been bugging me for the past few days for a shirt. It all began last saturday, when we were all in nyjc, where we played squash. And ******* saw my friend SX wearing a t-shirt. What caught his eye was that this was a "cedar" shirt. No its not a shirt with a boring tree, its the shirt of Cedar Girls' School!

Apparently, it didnt just catch his eyes, it also caught his nose. HE CAN'T FORGET THE SMELL! The sweaty smell of a young girl's pespirations. So ****** had been bugging me for days for the sweaty shirt. And this was how I replied him.

"She's waiting for you to collect it."

******: "but I dont jus want the shirt, it must have the sweat too!"

"ok she's going to play squash before you go her house, and she'll take it off and give it to you when you come."

"eh dont sick larrrr I only want the shirt and sweat!"

Now here's the contradiction. Obviously ********'s desire for the shirt is a fetish, and fetishes are related to sex. Come on which normal boy would want to go after a girl's sweaty shirt? And he is telling me not to be sick!

To come to think of it, ****** lives in Hougang, where there was this recent case of the 'Hougang terror'. The hougang terror has a fetish too. He would dress in women's clothings and flash his privates to little girls as young as 8. Now imgagine him saying..

"eh dont be sick larrrr I only want to ask her if my dress is nice, and if my cork is small!"

Eh, siao, to come to think of it, maybe ******** is the Hougang terror?

*anyway, squid screwed his GP paper. Please console him*

The secrets of HaoZ revealed

He might look like some plain simple corny guy you see on the streets. However, the truth is that this homie is for real. You people realize the ‘Z’ behind the ‘hao’, its some hip hop culture this dawg is being exposed to day in day out.

See, potato him and I was having dinner the other day at Carl’s Junior. He said someone asked whether he wants to learn dancing so he told us he already know some moves. What type? Break dancing. He also confessed that he actually have a street name known as ‘Enigma’

So the message I want to send to all of you people out there, including the members of ‘squidnco’ is to get ready . BECAUSE the baggy pants, XL sized jerseys, the steel chains, the cornrows are all coming in ......... the b-boy is in the house.

So the time has come.

It is coming..
in just mere hours it'll be here
tick-tock tick-tock
can you hear it?
can you feel the heat?
we all do.

so I'd like to take this opportunity
to wish all big fans of squidnco
the best of luck for your 'A' Levels, 'O' Levels
or any other major examination you may be sitting for.
we'll all need it.
(If you don't need it then please do return it =D )

anyway, anyhow
today would be the end of our first half-month
we look forward to bringing you more squidnco crap soon
crappier, if possible, i promise.

~Alfie, amidst the tension, fervently trotting on.
"GP, here we come."

Happy Moments Being Missed.

~Alfie, missing the old days.
"when will we ever be able to be free again?"

PS: where's ming liang?!?
I NEED MORE PHOTOS OF YOU DUDE.