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Friday, November 03, 2006

The truth of the EPL REVEALD

Ok so much for man united leading 2-0 in 15 minutes, Wayne Rooney scoring a hit trick, crouch scoring some not Tyco goals, Steven Gerard getting on form…..bla bla bla

The TRUTH is that this season is going to be 2 horse race: ARSENAL and Chelsea.

1st we look at Manchester united: Lost 1-0 to ARSENAL at home, enough said. Maybe they can get golden boy back when the transfer window open in January for some 5 million pounds. Then again, be highly doubtful of what the old man can do in the midfield if he really comes back to the fast pace EPL. Simple math here: flamboyant trickster + hotheaded teenager= zero silverware.

Next its Liverpool or ‘Lp’: One man team: Steven Gerard. Yes, that’s in the past, now it’s: ‘no man’ team. Why? It’s because of some senseless manager who puts him in the right side of midfield .come on; even a retard knows that Steven Gerard is best at central midfield….how can the heart of the team not be in the center? Maybe the team needs some liver transplant. Bought the likes of Jermain Pennent, Bellamy, Kuyt, Mark Gonzalez …….created some rotational sh*t which can’t win a single team. Lost Everton 3-0 in a derby, lost man united 2-0, so by arithmetic progression, Arsenal is going to trash them by a 4 goal margin. Liverpool WERE strong champions during the 80s and maybe 90s, but not now.

So now, left Chelsea and Arsenal, only contenders.

Chelsea, thank god they sold Crespo. It seems that Argentineans can’t play in the EPL; maybe it’s too tough for them. Furthermore, i think inevitably they are going to be the next 'galecticos'.

With all this, it leaves you folks with the EPL’s flawless team and this season’s champions, Arsenal. Needless to say, Thierry Henry is going to win the golden boot award again, something Crespo is lacking in his testimonial.

P.S: Haoz,im quite impress by ur language. Er..not your team.

NB: This was suppose to be posted on the 10th of April

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