Screw GP LAH!

so we had our first paper today
our last ever GP papers
just like everyone else, i spot topic.
i dunno why so silly or maybe its smart,
i dun pia science and tech
silly bcoz it looks like a giveaway qn at first
smart bcoz got all the no-life nerdy ppl out there to fight
confirm tio whack
so its ok.
budden i pia media
study everything which can be studied
its destructive power, credibility, impact, everything
den kenasai that kind of lanjiao qn come out
wad trivial wad important
$#!$ you la cambridge.

PS:!$#! = screw

then the AQ abit $#@%-ed up also
kenasai ask so many qn
so many requirement
must think along so many lines
my brain felt as if it was bleeding
it was exploding
it reminded me of gek hiang aka dolby surround sound version 10.0
screaming into my suddenly wrenchingly-dry organ i call brain
so i unknowingly left out one of the requirements
which is how much freedom do you want
HOW MUCH FREEDOM DO I WANT?!?!
i want to be allowed to download cartoons online without fear of mata
i want to be allowed to take a break without parents having to knock on the freaking door every other 5 mins
i want to be able to tell parents that "hey, look, i've let you have your fun drilling your crappy beliefs into my head for the last 17 years of my life and i think the time has come for me to think on my own before anyone calls me brainless due to my lack of using it" without getting child abuse
i want to tell those sickening act-chio chaps that "hey, i know you think you are pretty and hot, but lets face it, no one is buying your crap and its time for someone to tell you to screw off" without getting termed a total screw-ed up jerk.
i want to be able to tell examiners that"excuse me, let my potato fren write finish the god-damn 3 words which he has left before i set MY dog running after you. and he is a horny one", without getting any condemned black mark whatsoever.
i want my hougang terror friends from both hougang and bedok resevoir to be able to flash in public and ask little girls how they look like with or without their dresses without being caught by mata for inappropriate behaviour in public.
i also want b-boy to be able to declare his love for his hip-hopping lifestyle without everyone taking it as a joke
and lastly, i want to tell all squidnco fans that i love you so so much without being termed as gayshit.

~Alfie, freedom-fighter.
"or another's terrorist?"