Kindness in the Darkness

today's been non-stop raining day,
was trapped at the bus-stop when i came home.
tot i was gonna be camping overnight there if it didnt stop;
but suddenly an old man walked past me.
he walked rite past the bus-stop,
then retracted his steps and came to me.
he spoke words which i couldn't hear,
but he simply held out his umbrella in front of me,
and pointed to the road ahead.

so I shyly walked up to him and thanked him,
and walked with him.
he was old, very old.
but still his kindness and sincerity made me go with him
even though i knew he would not be going the same way as me.

when we came to the junction two turns from my house,
suddenly his speech became a choir
and he said," Run, boy, run home, you can do it!"
touched by such warm motivation,
i sprinted up the damned hill without care of the rain
and wondered why in the world anyone would wanna help a stranger

and then i realised that u dun have to know that person nor wad he needs
its realli simply the thought that counts.

~Alfie, feeling unalone now.

A Theory On Hell

The following is an actual question given in the University of Washington Chemistry Mid-term examination:

"Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

Origins of SquidnCo

Once upon a time,
there was no SquidnCo.
At that point of time,
the Universe was just an egg waiting to be hatched.
And when it did, there was an explosion,
and with sugar, spice, and everything nice,
6 legendary heroes of society were born.












Name: Potato
Rank: Chief
Profession: Eating
Hobby: Talking to girls












Name: Squid
Rank: Water Operations Manager
Profession: "Smoking"
Hobby: Being Eaten.















Name: Haoz
Rank: Stealth Intelligence (Sneaky)
Profession: Sneakying Around
Hobby: Breakdancing
















Name: Ming Liang
Rank: Unrevealed
Profession: Hiding from photos
Hobby: Unknown
















Name: Crespo
Rank: Soccer Coach
Profession: Soccer
Hobby: Soccer













Name: Alfie
Rank: Gay
Profession: Gay
Hobby: Being Gay.

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And so, together,
we formed the brotherhood of justice,
the friend of all friendly organisations,
the pillar of foundation of the very society you live in;
SquidnCo.

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Memorable Times

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its more than juz being friends

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~Alfie, Missing Old Times.

Revival of SquidnCo

PEOPLE DONT STOP COMING
i know that we've been rather inactive of late.
but thats juz to be expected coz we're all in the festive spirit.
and also potato has gone to another island called tekong
to grow balls to become man. along with crespo.
BUT THERES STILL THE REST OF US.
which probably onli includes me as the active poster.
sian.

~Alfie, coming back with more.

POTATO's last words, sort of.

tml potato an crespo will be going
to serve the country
i dun have much time left..
so happy birth day alfie
on the 16/12/2006

happi bdae liping
if u still read this
and to other born in december..
whoever u are..

hope the rest of the guys will blog more..
and the hits will go up..
thank you all for supporting us

i should go watch chu lu now
to increase my patriotism for tml
by looking at all the hardship tt our forefathers been through
since the show induce sleep as well..
good night

egoman was giving me a show and tell about his japan trip
more of show than tell..

well done ego man...
u can go take part in the hsbc arts award..
we will take this as one of the gifts u got from japan..
thank you..
potato chief, wat is wrong with v neck?
" wilfred the baker! can u bake it!!!!"

This photo is dedicated to Chief Potato, highlighting the next 2 yrs of his life.

~Alfie, zoo was great!

Prom is over!
for those people in squidnco who went to prom..
we do not wish to upload our photos,
since i do not wish to be elected as the cast of some horror movie..
anyway prom was not that interesting..
my table was right beside the speakers..
at the end of prom..
my head was splitting and my ears deaf..
then i went t take photo with everyone that i noe..
not alot but my eyes still hurt..
so i was blind and deaf at the end of prom..
and i had to grope

my way around..

squidnco has come up with a new business!!
we can help u make hand made birthday gift
but coming up with gift that are unique
and not that close to perfection..
you can show the reciever the efffort that you have put in
so why not pay us to make the gift
you can show the effort
without the effort!
so contact us in anyway possible
and a hand made gift is on the way..
*sincerity not included

egoman has not been tagging at the tag board for some time..
he is in japan!!!
filling up his "chicks around the world "
japan section
and stocking up on pornography vcd / dvd
and used underwear while he is there..
all the best ego man..
dun come back as emoman..

the golden age of bicycle has reached a new peak!!!
i was alking around the neighbour hood a couple of hours ago
and i saw this bicycle
with a seat
that was ripped off a motorbike
replacing the orginal seat..
with speakers attached to the back that look like the head lamps..
this enable the ah-bengs
who have no money
no license
and no imagination
to have a feel of what it is like to ride a motorcycle..

will be giving u people a book title to read real soon
pls stay tuned to this channel!!
potato, the clock is ticking..

The Reborn

it seems like recently we've become rather inactive
and our counter seems to be ticking too seldom for comfort
so its time that our blog is reborn
relived to its fullest glory
dug out of the trenches of darkness
embracing light, justice and most importantly
SquidnCo

Embrace us.

~Alfie, embracing the un-embraceable.

The Return of the Alfie.

yay finally came home
not that i didnt enjoy myself in Malaysia and Hong Kong
but it really feels good to be back in a place where I feel home to
but its only for a week or so
before I leave for Spain and Italy next wednesday..

I conclude that Hong Kong has ZERO chiobus
as such i've become temporarily gay in my week of stay over there
but I declare that I'm back to my normal self
sorry roomies!
I'll never forget the times we slept together!!!

anyway
today's PROM
dunno why its such a big thing anyway
we just pay a hundred bucks
to eat some food
and see our peers in dull-coloured clothes
with funny-smelling odour
and standing on things which make them one head taller..
then there are the pictures
which come in so fast and so much at a time
that we have facial cramps smiling all the time
and we must rack our brains to think of poses
then must go the after-prom party
everyone wanna go clubs
but im under-18
='(
guess i'll be staying home den..

~Alfie, lonely youngling.

Had been having some problems with blogger
for the last few days..
that's y update have been so irregular

i would like to clarify somethings with haoz
our home boy..
no haoz.
human flesh do not taste much better than other meat..
and the reason y a particular fast food chain is dong well
is not bcos people lick their finger after they eat there..
the dead skin cell on ur finger do not add flavour and taste to the chicken
all the best for prom ppl..
the prom king / queen
you shall be...

-cheif potato, the sole survior...

hey welcome to suidnco new section!
it is called
"squidnco's guide to life!"
we give you advice and suggestions
on what you can and
cannot do for the next few days/weeks
or 14 days in the case of crespo n me..
so yah
there are places that u can go to
movies you can watch
dvd u can rent / buy / steal / rob.
books that you can read!!


Movies
Tenacious D and the pick of destiny

the movie is about how jack black meet kyle gass.
and how they form tenacious d
andhow they got the pick of destiny
it promotes// publicise/ advocate increase awareness
to satanism and drug usage
not really satanism as a religion..
but more about how rock work..
u have to watch to under stand..
it is realli dark humour and immoral to a huge extent.
like how i wan to be..
it is m 18
so younger youngster out there pls dun watch alone
you need a fried to sneak you in.
i feel like i m writing a testimonial
only the good things..
final verdict: not worth it.
but i think more worth it than happy feet

next,
places to go:
the new ikea at tampines has open
and like every where else in singapore that just opened
it is packed
with aunties and uncles from all over the island
to see what cheap deal they can get ..
and people who have to go with these middle people
because they are some how related to these people...
it is jus a ordinary furniture store.
they is almost no way you can stop and look at things
in that place
people jus keep swamping in
they kept pushing when ever u try to stop and look..
and all the furnitures are flooded by kids..
helping their parents test how durable the furniture sold there are.
all the freebies are constantly been snatched
hiaz.. singaporeans..
final verdict:
you can go to vivocity if u have not been there since it is much
more empty now.
and u cannot find prom stuff at IKEA

DVDs:
some one please pick up
bubble boy!



it is a pretty old show..
not realli beautiful in appearance
but a really wonderful storyline..
enjoy!

for those people from vs3b03 4b04 pls go to the bbq on mon!!
more guides asap
-chief potato, your guiding plant